The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...