Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...