I’ll get you next slime!
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Detective report
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Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
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If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
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So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
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Japanese Prostitute
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The local District Judge
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