Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Understanding Your Paycheck
Understanding Your PaycheckGROSS PAY: $1222.02INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...