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There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
An invisible man is here to see you
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To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up
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A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...