Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland Everyone is familiar with the plan to...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...