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|Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can’t...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...