Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...