You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...