Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
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Golf lessons
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How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
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Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
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What Happiness!
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Sleeping on the job
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