These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!