Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...