Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.