Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...