Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...