Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...