Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...