How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Try to catch the rabbit
|The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...