Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...