Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...