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A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
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Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
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OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....