Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
The Basic Laws of Work
Business Rules to Live ByIf you can’t get your work done in the first...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...