Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...