What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...