Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...