The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...