Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...