Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
A Greek BBQ
How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...