Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...