Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...