Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...