You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact....
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...