Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
A cold winter night
|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...