George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...