Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.