Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...