Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...