A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...