Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...