Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
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A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Drinking fault finder
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Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...