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What do the Chinese call a 69?
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Redneck house
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The Union Worker.
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Whats long, hard and full of semen?
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He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
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It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...