Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
You Might Be An Internet Addict If…
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...