Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...