Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...