Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...