The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact....
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...