The Perfect Day
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Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...