You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...