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A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
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A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
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The Flashlight
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Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
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