Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...