Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...